xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j6, via asiuns)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via fake-mermaid)

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